Who to believe??! Who to believe??!
Remember that story about Charlie Sheen pulling a knife, high on crack in an El Lay dentist's office earlier this week??! Welp, Charlie says it NEVER happened.
One could imagine he is less than enthused about the new reports about the supposed episode, so he wrote a public message to the people pointing the finger.
"Hey cholesterol pants: Maybe you should have taken the crack you so brazenly and ignorantly accused me of being on, and sold it! Now that you're a jobless washout and a traitor, you're gonna need the extra dough … lick those food stamps, you desperate troll. C."
It would be difficult to insist Charlie is always right based on his shaky history, but we must admit that the dentist technician's story doesn't quite convince us.
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First of all, the dentist FIRED the tech who made the accusations because she violated confidentiality of patients AND denies the story all together.
Second, why in the world of Hollywood would Charlie's bodyguard tell someone that his boss was on drugs??!
It is up to police investigators to decide who's lying.
The truth will reveal itself…
…sort of like poor dental hygiene. LOLz!
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