Here we go, everybody! Hold onto your butts!
Donald Trump signed his first three executive orders Monday, regarding trade, the federal workforce, and abortion funding.
The actions officially withdraw the U.S. from the Trans-Pacific Partnership, TPP, which was championed by President Obama, implement a hiring freeze on federal workers, and prevent nations receiving foreign aid from promoting abortion as a method of family planning.
The freeze on federal hiring is actually a move to shrink the size of the government, although the 70-year-old was quick to state that it wouldn't affect the size and power of the military. Of course it wouldn't.
Meanwhile, it seems to go directly against his promise to create jobs for American workers.
Moreover, the bloated carrot's withdrawal from the TPP was actually praised by Bernie Sanders, who has otherwise been vocally opposed to many of Trump's actions and policies.
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