Why so sad? Oh right. Because Obama's successor is already showing what an unaware buffoon he is.
Did you see that embarrassing interview on Fox & Friends?? Just let Colbert break it down for you (below)!
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Well, WE thought that the trailer looked miggggghhhhtttyyy steamy when we watched it!
50 Shades of Grey's release date of Valentine's Day 2015 looms in the distance, and they've been reshooting certain scenes like it's their job!
'Dakota isn't coming off sexy enough. [Anastasia Steele] needs to be naive, not a dishrag.'
DAMN! That's some scathing criticism! Get some ice for that burrrrrn.
However, a rep for Universal Pictures said quite the opposite! They said:
'No one should question the heat or intensity of our actors.'
OH SNAP! It's the battle of the bondage! LOLz!
However, a different insider insisted that it was neither of these things! They said:
'They want to do sequels, so this has to be perfect.'
Well, that certainly makes sense to us!
If the first film isn't well-recieved, then there's a slim chance of sequels being made!
Guess we'll just have to wait for the movie to come out and see!