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Trisha Paytas and I chatted for nearly an hour! She's such a hot mess and she owns it!
She's also utterly compelling! You must WATCH!
Poor Katy Perry!
She had this whole Egyptian extravaganza planned for her 30th birthday, but she had to cancel the fun due to safety concerns.
So what's a girl to do?
Well, Katy isn't the try-once-and-give-up type of girl, so she just re-routed from Northeastern Africa to the Northwest.
So how is she going to solve the problem of people finding out her plans this time? Easy. She already left!
According to sources, Katy landed in Marrakech earlier this week!
So what kind of tourist-y things will she and her entourage get up to in Morocco? Hiking the Erg Chebbi? Exploring the ruins of Volubilis? Playing Wait Wait Don't Tell Me on NPR?
OK, we're pretty sure that last one was what you'd do if you were visiting political correspondent Mo Rocca. LOLz!
But whatever she does, we're glad Katy is having such an adventure! You deserve it, gurl!