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We know Teresa Giudice is tough, but we're not so sure she's a "roughing it" kind of girl.
And as expected, while in jail for her fraud conviction she is definitely going to be ROUGHING IT!
We've just received some details about what life will be like in the
Orange is the New Black jail Federal Correctional Institution in Danbury, Connecticut, and it certainly doesn't sound as glamorous as her life living in a big New Jersey mansion, where she covers herself in diamonds and spray tan.
But at least the Real Housewives of New Jersey bling bling queen won't have to worry about how she looks in orange because she won't actually get an orange jumpsuit. The colors she can choose from include grey, khaki, white, or pastel green. We wonder which color she'll choose?!
She will be able to get family visits, where she can kiss and touch, but she will be limited to 12 visits per month.
As far as kissing or touching anyone else at jail - not that we think she'd be interested - but the jail forbids intimate relations between inmates.
While we hear she's basically paid off her part of the restitution she owes with hubby Joe, she will be able to get a job in jail because jobs in prison factories generally go to inmates with restitution debts to settle. We just hope she realizes these jobs probably don't involve red carpets or Fabellini.
And if she manages to pay off her debt, maybe she'll decide to use her money at the prison store or even at the prison barber shop?! Although, she's limited to $320 per month, so we're not sure what that can buy that'll live of up to Tre's standards.
But we say pass on any waxing while there. Ouch!