No. Just so much no.
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68-year-old actress Louisa Moritz has come forward claiming that Bill Cosby stuck his penis in her mouth while she was in her dressing room before making an appearance on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show back in 1971.
According to the One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest actress, Louisa was waiting in the green room at NBC studios in New York when Bill allegedly knocked on her door.
After Louisa opened the door, Bill told her that he was impressed with her work, and allegedly "implied that he was going to see to it that I will become a major star through his direction."
According Louisa, Bill approached her suddenly, and allegedly took out his penis and pressed it up against her face.
Excuse us while we vomit.
In addition, she claimed that he put his hands on the back of her head and allegedly forced his penis inside of her mouth, saying:
"Have a taste of this. It will do you good in so many ways."
That is the creepiest thing we have ever heard.
She also alleges that just as Bill walked out of the room, he turned and said:
"Now you don't want to upset me and the plans for your future, do you?"
Louisa says this is the first time she's ever told anyone, and that although the statute of limitations has, she is intending to file a lawsuit against Bill for what he allegedly did.
Meanwhile, Bill's lawyer Marty Singer commented saying the following:
"We've reached a point of absurdity. The stories are getting more ridiculous."
These new allegations just make us sick to our stomach.
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