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Here's Your Newest Convict Crush! Meet The 18-Year-Old Xanax Dealer Who Wants You To See Her 'Cute Mugshot!'

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Dearest Internet,

We present to you your newest convict crush: 18-year-old Alysa Bathrick.

First it was Jeremy Meeks and now it's this Xanax dealer from North Carolina who took to Twitter to tell the world "f*** what you heard. And my mugshot's cute."

Seriously.

However, the internet's obsession doesn't end there.

[ Related: Father Arrested After Leaving Kids In Hotel Alone! ]

When asked why she was arrested, she replied "xanax, homie" which has sparked a fire like no other in the Twitterverse.

According to the booking documents, she was busted:

"…last month on charges of possession of a schedule IV controlled substance with intent to distribute."

But the BEST part of it all was after spending FOUR hours in jail, she just had to let everyone KNOW that she was in jail on her own accord.

Her announcement to her followers about surrendering to the police went like this:

This whole situation is pretty ridiculous…

What do YOU think of Alysa's mugshot and announcement??

[Image via The Smoking Gun.]

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12 comments to “Here's Your Newest Convict Crush! Meet The 18-Year-Old Xanax Dealer Who Wants You To See Her 'Cute Mugshot!'”

  1. Nancy says – reply to this


    1

    I think her eyebrows don't match

  2. Fxck What Ya Heard says – reply to this


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    Re: Nancy – Nohhh, I'm in tears. Lmfao.!



  3. 3

    You think drawn-on clown eyebrows are attractive?? do me a favor, google minga y petraca.. lolaololllol

  4. michele says – reply to this


    4

    Those eyebrows….I'd throw in her jail for THAT.

  5. Vino says – reply to this


    5

    Not hot. Not news. Why are you reporting on this??

  6. lala says – reply to this


    6

    What a nerd

  7. anna says – reply to this


    7

    Eyebrows are clownish….wtf.



  8. 8

    lol this little dealers eyebrows look like 2 big black tadpoles, her parents must be so proud, their precious daughter, convicted drug dealer, what a waste of skin

  9. Cheri says – reply to this


    9

    She makes us North Carolinians so proud! NOT!!!

  10. gurl says – reply to this


    10

    Super cute, also nancy eyebrows are not suppose to look the exact same…..sisters not twins ;-)

  11. Tp says – reply to this


    11

    #crimingwhilewhite

  12. JC says – reply to this


    12

    Ugh. She's from the same county I'm from (Wake Co, home to Raleigh, NC), and I saw this on our local mugshots today online.