No, not Allied...
[Image via Adriana M. Barazza/WENN.]
Need a reason to feel just as grumpy as Grumpy Cat looks?
It's being reported that the internet celebrity cat, real name Tardar Sauce, has made almost $100 MILLION in only two years.
That's more money than most people will make in a lifetime.
While that figure is insanely high and already being called "completely inaccurate" by Grumpy's owner, Tabatha Bundesen, we're sure the cat has still netted her owner some serious stacks of cash.
All the money she HAS earned is the result of her cuteness and eventual fame, which led to book deals, media appearances, merchandizing, a feature film and even a line of iced coffees (The Grumppauccino).
Bundesen, her owner, must love sleeping nightly atop a pile of money. LOLz! She said:
"[Grumpy Cat is] unstoppable… what she's achieved in such a short time is unimaginable and absolutely mind-blowing."
The craziest part is that Grumpy Cat's unique look is all because of feline dwarfism and an underbite.
Her medical and genetic problems netted her owner several lifetimes worth of money in only two years!!
We hope that cat is the most pampered, best taken care of creature in the world!
Even if she's not worth $100M, we're pretty sure she'll still be able to afford at least a golden litter box and silken cat-bed. Which still sounds pretty nice. LOLz!