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Brad Pitt Cracks Jokes About Rihanna & The 'Evil Impresario' Jay Z While Introducing Her Diamond Ball Performance!

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Well, now we know that Brad Pitt is good at ANOTHER life-skill!

The actor was the chosen one for Rihanna's inaugural Diamond Ball charity gala in Beverly Hills to introduce her to the crowd prior to her performance last night!

[ Related: Rihanna Rocked Two GORGEOUS Gowns At Her Ball! ]

So, how did he decide to do it?

Talk at length about how they're best friends? They're not. Discuss all those films they've acted together in? None. Tell everyone how great she is with his kids? They haven't met. (We don't think)!

NOPE!

Brad decided to be a funny man for the night and crack some HIGHlarious jokes at RiRi and Jay Z's expense! LOL!

According to attendees, a photo of young Rihanna flashed on screen and he said:

"I've often asked the very questions you yourself are asking right now — what the f*ck went wrong? I give you exhibit A. Look at the young girl before you, all full of hopes and dreams, living a humble existence in Barbados, her whole life ahead of her.

[Then, she's in New York City at 16-years-old and] soon fell in with a bad crowd led by the dubious and nefarious character known as The Jay Z.

"For those you not in the know, The Jay Z was an evil impresario known for turning out hit records and ripping insane lyrics and fresh beats. Needless to say it was all downhill from there."

The actor went on to show a (clearly) photoshopped picture of Rihanna overweight holding a sandwich. LOL!

He finished by saying:

"I ask that we stand together by her side and show her our support and our love and say to her the hard words, ‘Rihanna put down that sandwich, get off your ass and do something. God damn it, just do something with your life.'"

LOLOLOL! We love it!

We think that Brad should try his hand at some funny movies! He could definitely kill it!

[Image via Adrianna M. Barraza/Mario Mitsis/WENN.]

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One comment to “Brad Pitt Cracks Jokes About Rihanna & The 'Evil Impresario' Jay Z While Introducing Her Diamond Ball Performance!”

  1. Dorian says – reply to this


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    Oh that Brad! He's starting to look more and more like Jack Nicholson every day. Not surprising. You would too if you were married to that bitch Jolie!!