This is truly a matter of national security.
The most reputable news source in the land, The National Enquirer, has made a lot of crazy assertions in the past.
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However, one such claim that they DIDN'T make was asserting that our President Barack Obama had sex with Harry Styles (despite our deepest wishes that this tryst DID happen).
The now viral front page that claims our commander in chief banged this One Direction heartthrob is (regrettably) a hoax.
However, in case you're wondering if there was any truth to this fake headline, Harry decided to break his silence and comment on these false (and fake) allegations:
"I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. I've heard some good ones in my time, but that's interesting."
Whoa, looks like Harry learned about the Bill of Rights, because he's totally pleading the fifth!
But no, while this fake story might make for some great fanfic, we're glad the President is focused on leading the country, and not boning Harry.
[Image via Twitter.]
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