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​Florida Football Player Poops His Pants Mid-Game!

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Oh sh*t!

Florida running back Adam Lane Jr. had an odd dark spot appear the butt of his fresh white pants during the Birmingham Bowl on Saturday. Yup, he pooped his pants!

Being the dedicated player he is though, Adam stayed in the game, but after scoring a two-yard touchdown, it was time to take care of business.

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Well, take care of the business he'd already taken care of! LOLz!

Adam was seen trotting off the field, and someone even wrapped a towel around his lower half as he left for the locker room. Minutes later, he had a new pair of pants on!

But embarrassment be damned because Adam was named the game MVP! Woohoo!

Ch-ch-check out the stain in motion (below)!

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21 comments to “​Florida Football Player Poops His Pants Mid-Game!”

  1. MichJB says – reply to this


    Only someone as anally obsessed as Perez would find this story interesting. Be sure to wash the shit off your lips before kissing your kid Perez.

  2. jan says – reply to this


    The player should be fined. Not for pooping his pants but for playing on with full drawers….what a pig!

  3. 3

    It takes a sick homo like you Mario to run a story like this.

  4. gin111 says – reply to this


    Wow - was it really necessary to bring this to the attention of the country???? Seriously. I would be mortified if this happened to me and would hope someone wasn't trying to earn a few nickels from sharing my embarrassment. A low point for sure in the world of "journalism".

  5. jimmd says – reply to this


    I don't understand, don't the blacks always unload in their drawers

  6. WotNasted on Instagram says – reply to this


    Nice pressure there pal!

  7. harleymutt says – reply to this


    How unkind to post this it's not like he can just leave the field.

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  9. beachieblonde says – reply to this


    Re: jimmd – you are an idiot.

  10. Ding Dong Donny says – reply to this


    Re: jimmd

    Your right, Al Roker in the White House, Tyra Banks on the runway

  11. Maggie O says – reply to this


    I think someone should be fired, he put other players in danger
    Blood, feces, saliva have the potential to carry disease that can kill

  12. kate says – reply to this


    Perez YOU'RE AN ASS!! Had this been a gay player, or a story about people making fun of someone gay being made fun of you'd be ALL OVER IT! Such a hypocrite!!! Shame on you!!

  13. howard says – reply to this


    Why did I click on this.

  14. Celine says – reply to this


    Not that funny for two reasons:

    1. A common side effect of being knocked unconscious is losing control of the central nervous system and thus, your bowels.
    2. Assuming #1 didn't occur, it's still not funny to broadcast his embarrassment all over the internet. You should know better Perez.

  15. Mender says – reply to this


    Not funny and Jimmy is bad news.

  16. 16

    Oh man that's gross.

  17. shaaaaammeeeee says – reply to this


    It's so sad to see you post this "story." I'm certain you wouldn't want anything like this shared about you, or your child, yet, here you go again, bullying others. Unfortunately, your child will deal with issues similar to this, and, i'm assuming you will share such with the world? oh wait, you will not.

  18. Amanda says – reply to this


    He played his fart out! Good for him:)

  19. Amanda says – reply to this


    Looks like he played his fart out. Good for him!!

  20. 20

    Sh!t happens.

  21. Speedstrings says – reply to this


    Football players are known for giving each other shit.