Our hearts are breaking over this social media celeb split!
But, Miz Ballinger stressed that her former flame didn't wrong her in any way, adding:
Instead, the singer clarified that they ultimately weren't a good fit together:
"We really care what Mike Huckabee thinks about the President's parenting skills," said no one ever.
Former Arkansas governor and Fox News talk show host, Mike "I hate Jay Z and Beyoncé with a passion" Huckabee turned some heads and caused spit-takes when he called Mr. Carter Bey's "pimp" in his book God, Guns, Grits and Gravy.
"That's the whole point. I don't understand how on one hand they can be such doting parents and so careful about the intake of everything – how much broccoli they eat and where they go to school and making sure they're kind of sheltered and shielded from so many things – and yet they don't see anything that might not be suitable for either a preteen or a teen in some of the lyrical content and choreography of Beyoncé, who has sort of a regular key to the door."
Hmmm, let's figure out this conundrum, Mike!
Maybe they like Beyoncé because she's an incredible modern woman who has embraced her sexuality in creative endeavors, and not a pilgrim from the late 17th century silently whittling a chair!
We think that if Mike had his 'druthers, Drunk in Love would be renamed Sober in an Arranged Marriage.
However, in a not so surprising twist, Mike loves the Duggars' parenting skills:
"I've pointed them out as an example of something that's wholesome and wonderful and I've known them since Jim Bob was in the legislature when I was governor. Should I run, I'm hoping they'll do it again. And now there's more of 'em!"
Of course, the 19 Kids & Counting family campaigned for him in 2008.