We'd heard rumors that, following their split, Nick Cannon was writing a diss song about Mariah Carey. Well, that's just not true.
Apparently, people who heard Nick's new track thought he said the word "check" but it was "text." And it matters!
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Luckily, a video has surfaced that shows Nick, Mally Mall, French Montana, and Too Short all at a strip club shooting the video, which means we get to hear the audio. Unfortunately for Nick, the original report misheard the lyrics AGAIN!
Here's what he ACTUALLY said:
"I'm a freak
It goes like this
Yo the freaks come out at night
I'm like Houdini with the magic stick when you turn out the lights
With this Girl names Keisha, Aphrodite
Ass so fat half black and white
Hit high notes n*gga, ask my wife
Whoops I mean ex, I got a text
I need a freak
Everyday on me
We on fleek, We on fleek"
For what it's worth, this song sounds WAYYYY better when Nick raps it than when you read it. And he even throws in a few "skeet skeets" for good measure!
Basically, anytime someone skeets in a song, it's a hit, right?! LOLz!
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