We're not sure WHY these people are famous, but we are definitely here for the drama!
Allow us to give you a play-by-play...
See the ego blows (below)!
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This show is going to be AWESOME!
Michael Strahan set the bar impossibly high for the Critics’ Choice Movie Awards opening.
The daytime TV host kicked things off with the help of some dancing shirtless hotties! And while his jokes were good, we all were waiting to see the Magic Mike XXL actor get pantsless too!
And just when we thought he wasn't going to, Mr. Strahan gave the audience what we were looking for!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see all of the hotness!