We're not crying, you are!
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Kirstie Alley is one hot cradle robber!
The 64-year-old actress appears on tomorrow's episode of The Rachael Ray Show where she plays a segment called "Marry, Make Out or Move On", kind of like a tame version of "F*k, Marry, Kill."
When the Dancing With The Stars alum laid her eyes on the Biebs, she couldn't contain her excitement!
"Let's go ‘make out' first because we've all seen Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein [photos]. He's so handsome. What a handsome man. I'm just all over Justin Bieber. I want to make out with him."'
Damn girl! Keep it in your pants!
On the subject of the One Direction hottie, she adds:
"I want to marry Harry because I want to go on tour with him because I want to seem younger."
However, the Cheers actress wasn't feeling the JoBro quite as much:
"I'm not so familiar with Mr. Jonas, but he's very cute… He's just not a booty call like Bieber."
Sorry Nick! Kirstie just isn't interested.
To see the HIGH-larious footage, ch-ch-check out the clip (below)!
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