No, not Allied...
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For the first time in a long time, Chris Brown is the victim — not the perpetrator — of a crime!
Back in April, the 25-year-old went to jail for leaving rehab and then traveled to Washington D.C. to face assault charges for allegedly attacking a man outside of a hotel.
On the way, one of his first stops was the San Bernardino County Jail where out of protocol, the R&B singer made a jail ID.
When the crooner's lawyer — Mark Geragos — questioned the jail, they launched an investigation, found that the ID belonged to someone in the area, but the guy said he got it from a friend of a friend.
No word on how the identification card escaped police authority, and whether a crime was actually committed.
Will the real Chris Brown please stand up?
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