Why so sad? Oh right. Because Obama's successor is already showing what an unaware buffoon he is.
Did you see that embarrassing interview on Fox & Friends?? Just let Colbert break it down for you (below)!
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There's a very good chance that the Fifty Shades of Grey movie is gonna have a lot of sex in it.
When your story starts off as a BDSM Twilight fan fiction, it'd be a disappointment if there weren't tons of raunchy sex.
There's right! An entire 20% of Fifty Shades of Grey is onscreen sex.
The 100-minute long film has 12 separate sex scenes that take up a fifth of the film and that's just crazy.
Dakota Johnson's poor butt…
From all the spanking, we mean! Pervs! LOLz!
The film comes out just in time for Valentine's Day and with that amount of sex onscreen, we bet there won't be a dry
eye lap in the house! LOLz!