We're not sure WHY these people are famous, but we are definitely here for the drama!
Allow us to give you a play-by-play...
See the ego blows (below)!
[Image via Instagram.]
Let us be clear: we are NOT saying you should play a drinking game where you do a shot every time Kevin James falls down in the new trailer for Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2!
We are also not saying that you would get totally effed up in the afternoon!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to watch the trailer — and JUST watch the trailer.
(Oh, and if you for some reason — and we definitely didn't put the idea in your head — DO decide to turn this second trailer for a movie that's coming out on April 17, 2015, into a drinking game: do it responsibly, and don't ever drink and drive!!)