Charlie Sheen is coming to be known for two things: making up catch phrases and ranting about current news.
While his catch phrases are generally pretty amazing (winning!) it's his rants that really captivate us.
His latest came after Brian Williams was suspended for 6 months from NBC Nightly News.
Brian has found himself in hot water lately after embellishing (for years) a story about a helicopter ride in Iraq and whether or not it ever came under fire.
Regardless of why he's on suspension, Charlie Sheen is pissed that it happened! So he wrote an open letter to Brian Williams! It read:
Dear Mr. Williams, Sorry to bother you during this most surreal, unjust and mercurial moment in your awesome life. First off, THANK YOU, for 24 years of inimitable professionalism and top shelf brilliance, as a stone cold passion driven and (PERFECTLY) fact based journalist.
Secondly, Thank you "squared" for delivering not only the news on a nightly basis, (PERFECTLY) to myself and my family. But for every other person alive, (with a TV) who relied and still do, on your poetic, insightful and NOBLE sacrifices, that made our longest nights shorter, and our shortest nights safer.
You good sir, are a hero in my "Entire Library"
Lastly; you are clearly the victim of a transparent and vile witch hunt! Erroneously "staged" by hooligans, non coms, cowards and oligarchs, who's only desperate and hideous goal is to discredit the genius that they relied on for almost 3 decades!
Now and forever you are a true Patriot and a Hero of mine until the day i leave this star crossed imperfect Rock we call Earth…
Mr W: respect love hi 5's and refuge! (if you need it!) I remain humbly and on dangerous standby at your service…. I am; the MaSheen….
Ha! We love how he signs it "the MaSheen."
We feel like we'll need to continue rereading that before we fully grasp it's meaning but there's one thing we do know for sure…
We love the phrase "on dangerous standby at your service." LOLz!
[ Related: Brian Williams Cancels Letterman Appearance! ]
Sounds like the MaSheen is ready to spring into action at any moment! He's down for anything!!
We feel like all of this is probably going to end with Brian Williams even more famous and well respected and possibly best friends with Charlie Sheen.
So… found any secret messages in Charlie's rant? Let us know in the comments!!
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