No, not Allied...
[Image via Adriana M. Barazza/WENN.]
Little Caesar's is finally doing what no other Caesar, Pinky, or Brain could ever accomplish: taking over the world.
And it isn't taking the world with weapons or numbers or propaganda. No, it's using the most sinister tool in the arsenal…
The pizza chain is unleashing the most devastating PMD (Pizza of Mass Deliciousness) the world has ever seen: a deep dish pizza with a 3 1/2 feet of bacon wrapped around the crust.
The pie will mark one of the priciest pizzas Little Caesar has ever sold — at a mere $12.
That's like, less than two cents per calorie! (Don't do the math on that, it's hopelessly depressing!)
We just have one thing to say to this…
[Image via Little Caesar Enterprises.]