However, Rob threw in his two cents anyway, saying:
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If you were wondering who the world's most unlucky car thief is, we found him for you.
A man in Drogheda, Ireland really, really wanted to break into a car, but it was much harder than he thought.
The ne'er-do-well found pub owner Gerry Brady's car outside of the Pheasant Pub, where he had a security camera trained on it.
That's how this HIGHlarious footage was captured of the criminal throwing the brick at the window, then it ricocheting and hitting him in the face!
"When I saw him, he was lying there stone cold on the ground and his face was in ribbons. My first thought was that 'this guy is after getting the **** knocked out of him,' while my girlfriend said it must have been a hit and run… He pulled himself up and said he wanted 50 for a taxi. I said 'Not a chance, I've to pay for a new window mate.' That's when he leaned in and told me he'd burn me out of the pub. [He said] ‘I see you, I know you. I'll burn you out. I'll tell the gardas you beat me up. I'll go to my solicitor.' When the Garda picked him up, he started claiming that I attacked him. He was still telling them that in the station when I came in with the footage of him getting knocked out by his own brick. You should have heard the garda laughing when they saw the video. They were in stitches. Credit to them, they were straight out when we called and found the guy within minutes."
This is one criminal who definitely got what he had coming to him!