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In Honor Of What Would Have Been His 111th Birthday — Here Are Your Favorite Dr. Seuss Stories With A Pop Culture Twist!

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It's Dr. Seuss' 111th birthday,
So we felt for sure,
That we ought to celebrate,
With references pop culture and more.

We took some of his stories,
We put them in a list.
We re-imagined them all,
With a celebrity twist.

Without further ado,
Here's some silly fun.
Happy birthday, Dr. Seuss
…from yours truly, PerezHilton.com!

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"The cat said, 'I know it's rainy and cold,
But I know a game we can play for hours.
Is this dress I'm wearing white and gold,
Or black and blue?' Sally and I became dour.

Sally said white and gold and I black and blue.
The Cat's question seemed like some sort of scam.
We screamed at each other through and through,
Before agreeing on getting an eye exam."

- The Cat in the Hat in the Dress

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"'…I call them Llama One and Llama Two.
These Llamas will not bite you. They want to have fun.'
Then out of the box came Llama Two and Llama One!
And they ran to us fast, and raced like it was Daytona.
They then ran around most of Sun City, Arizona."

- One Llama, Two Llama, Black Llama, White Llama

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"Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
But first a word from Kanye.

He wants you to know that Beyoncé's better than you.
He says, 'If anyone should know so, it's me.'
Yeezy breaks it down like it's an interview:
'I don't respect your artistry.'"

- Oh, the Places You'll Go… That Kanye's Already Been.

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"Horton heard a very small noise,
It came from his TV, the elephant's joy!
It was Giuliana Rancic talking about the locks
Of Zendaya, with words that did shock!

'Perpetuating stereotypes is never fun,'
said Horton the Elephant said with stun.
'Weed and Patchouli? That's so mean!
Did this really happen in 2015?'"

- Horton Hears A Racist Comment

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