These are truly the worst kinds of things to have to report.
It's Ariana Grande and Starbucks in one hilarious AwesomenessTV video!
This Ariana — played by Paulina Cerrilla — just wants to get her caffeine on.
But a clueless barista — Jack Baran — can't figure out the difference between her last name and the Starbucks "medium."
What's even funnier is Ari's words are often misunderstood, but it's not her lack of enunciation that does her in this time.
It's a spoof on the classic Who's On First skit, and it's pretty funny.
Ch-ch-check it out, above!