Why so sad? Oh right. Because Obama's successor is already showing what an unaware buffoon he is.
Did you see that embarrassing interview on Fox & Friends?? Just let Colbert break it down for you (below)!
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We've been living our lives thinking that Roller Coasters were the most thrilling options available at any given amusement park…
But we were wrong.
There are currently only 5 Giga Coasters in creation, and the tallest one, the Fury 325 at Carowinds in North Carolina, just released a first-person view of the ride, and it seems like almost too much to handle.
Seriously. The very first thing you do on the ride is fall a full 325 feet!
Comparatively, the rest of the video might seem a little more tame, but once you remember that you're traveling at 95mph, you'll probably reconsider.
The Fury 325 is still only in test runs, but it's scheduled to open on March 28!
Ch-ch-check out the ride for yourself… if you can stomach it (below)!!!