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Man Shoots Son In The Butt Over Orange Juice!

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Another day, another OJ-related crime. LOLz!

Baton Rouge, LA resident Eldridge Dukes was arrested on Sunday after he shot his 18-year-old son in the butt.

The two were arguing over $1 million politics an important family matter orange juice! Or rather, the absence of OJ!

[ Related: You'll NEVER Guess What This Guy Found In His Orange Juice At McDonald's! ]

During the course of their disagreement, the teen knocked over and broke a vase, which caused the 58-year-old father to whip out his .357 caliber handgun, and chase his son down the street while shooting at him.

One of at least three shots landed right in his buttocks!

Dukes was arrested for attempted manslaughter and illegal use of a dangerous weapon after confessing to the shooting.

And not that he cares, but thankfully his son's injury is non-life-threatening and he's going to recover just fine.

The lesson is, always keep a carton of orange juice around for protection — against scurvy AND shootings!

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