No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
The brand wrote:
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This is INSANE!
Fan girls DO run this world!
Directioners have been crying in classrooms; the band's Spotify is racking up a TON of plays; #AlwaysInOurHeartsZaynMalik has been trending worldwide on Twitter; and now fans are offering up all the cash they have to buy the band!
Apparently a group of gals created The Sixth Alliance in attempt to create a management company to try and buy 1D from their current management company, Modest! Management!
As of Thursday morning, they created a GoFundMe page and explained:
"We are The Sixth Alliance and we are trying to buy One Direction after Zayn Malik left the band on March 25th 2015.
We will be setting up two GoFundMe- pages. One in British Pounds and one in US Dollars for all the American fans.
Thank you for your support."
Insane! The group is hoping to rack up $35 mil in donations to purchase… we're pretty sure the guys are worth so much more than $35 million smackaroonies!
According to Forbes, the group earned $75 million in 2014 — if that's the case, it wouldn't be smart for Modest! to give them up for a little less than half!
Everyone in the fandom is SO on board for this:
Ya'll are so dedicated!!
While this whole thing is being run by fans, please, please, PLEASE be careful before donating any or large amounts of money to the cause!