Gather round, everyone. We have some delightful news — and news that might get your hopes back up about Pluto's planetary status…
Because if the scientific community can reinstate the Brontosaurus back into existence, that pokey little rock hurtling through space might once again the planet from our childhoods!
That's right: THE BRONTOSAURUS EXISTS.
For the longest time there has been that one a-hole at your parties that has to ruin everyone's day whenever you brought up the "Bronto," as we like to call it. You know: that one d-bag who insists on calling the Brontos "apatosauruses."
Thankfully, new research excitingly says Brontos are in fact separate from apatosauruses!!!
So what's the diff? According to Roger Benson, the badass-mofo from Oxford University that was called in to check also-badass Emanuel Tschopp's incredible study:
"It was a number of small differences that were important, but probably the most obvious features that would help distinguish the two is that the Apatosaurus has an extremely wide neck, where Brontosaurus‘ is more high than wide."
What a good day.
We're pullin' for you next, Pluto. It's about time.
The YouTube celebrity posted a lengthy, emotional video revealing that she and her husband are ending their marriage.
While sharing the sad news with her over 4 million subscribers, Colleen immediately broke down, saying:
"I am dreading making this video. I'm just going to say it. Joshua and I are getting a divorce. Man, that sucks to say out loud."
But, Miz Ballinger stressed that her former flame didn't wrong her in any way, adding:
"I want to start off by saying Joshua is a wonderful man, and I am so in love with him. This has nothing to do with he's a bad person, or he did something horrible to me, or anything like that. He's a good person and I love him."
Instead, the singer clarified that they ultimately weren't a good fit together: