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A Man In Florida Got High On Flakka And Became Immune To Tasers Because He Thought He Was Thor!

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There's only two weeks left until the Avengers: Age of Ultron premiere, and it seems like people all across the country are excited to see their favorite superheroes on screen!

In fact, one man in Florida was so pumped for the big day, that he decided to get high on Flakka and perform some lewd acts on a tree all while shouting that he was Thor.

And to prove that he was, in fact, the God of Thunder, Kenneth Crowder actually withstood two separate tasings because, you know, lightning can't hurt him.

Police were called to check on the 41-year-old in Melbourne over the weekend after people starting calling in reports of a naked man running around the neighborhood doin' the nasty on the local fauna.

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When the cops arrived, a clothed Kenneth resisted arrest, which led to the use of tasers which proved ineffective. After Kenneth lunged at an officer while trying to stab him with his own badge, Thor was punched in the eye and taken into custody.

Flakka, if you must know, is a popular variation of bath salts in the state, since its active ingredient has yet to be officially banned.

Kenneth was arrested on charges of battery, violently resisting arrest, and assault with a deadly weapon, but has since posted bond.

What will Florida think up next??

[Image via Brevard County Jail Complex.]

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