So unless you are Trump himself, watch and enjoy the roasting (above)!
Celebrate Star Wars Day With New Character Details AND Your First Look At Lupita Nyong'o & Adam Driver For The Force Awakens
After all, it's May 4th — as in May the Fourth Be With You!
Girls star Adam Driver is, as expected, draped in black as Darth-y new villain Kylo Ren — which we are assured is not the name of an indie band… yet.
Based on the long cloak, we're guessing he's the guy in the first teaser who stomps around with that triple lightsaber.
But WTF is Lupita Nyong'o wearing?? It turns out she's covered in motion capture dots because she's playing a completely CG character!
We won't even see that perfect face? What a waste!
Thanks to the VF pics, we also now know her character's name is Maz Kanata, and she's a space pirate of some kind.
OK, that's pretty awesome!
There's also a nice heroic shot of Oscar Isaac's previously revealed X-wing pilot Poe Dameron. X-citing!
[Image via Vanity Fair.]