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Some Woman In Nebraska Just Filed A Suit — On Behalf Of Jesus Christ — Against All Homosexuals For Being Gay

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"Burn in Hell!" - Sylvia Ann Driskell as she exits her salon despite her hairdresser doing the best he could with what she's got up there.

Not everyone is in love with this whole "gay" thing that's sweeping our nation, but one woman is doing her best to fight the good fight!

Sylvia Ann Driskell, a 66-year-old woman from Nebraska, just filed a suit against every homosexual on the planet for being gross, basically.

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As the self-appointed ambassador for God and His Son, Jesus Christ, Sylvia felt that it was her duty to hand-write a seven-page petition to once and for all figure out if not liking the opposite sex is a sin.

While the court shamefully didn't put any thought towards her righteous attempt to save humanity, we certainly hope Sylvia finds a way to rid herself of us pesky gays.

[Image via WENN.]

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