Why couldn't we have a speech like this?!
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Jimmy Fallon took a moment out of the Tonight Show on Thursday to go back in time and play a couple of graduating seniors from Oneonta High School Class of 1989. No, they weren't the valedictorians, they were the two kids with the WORST GPAs!
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Jimmy and The Rock put on their best "dumb" voices and talked about how kids shouldn't get caught up in "fads" like "computers" which as the rock explains is just "a dumb box of wires." LOLz!
We're TOTALLY on board with the worst kids speaking! Maybe not inspiration, but it would have made our graduation speeches MUCH more memorable!
Ch-ch-check out the HIGH-larious sketch above to see tons of '80s references including Bon Jovi, Bobby Brown, and The Breakfast Club!
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