Oh god, no one wants this to happen to them. Unfortunately, it had to happen to Channing Tatum.
Jenna Dewan-Tatum's hubby had the WORST incident occur on the set of one of his movies, The Eagle.
Apparently during filming, the actor and a few other of his peers were shooting a scene in a cold river and they had a guy going to boil water every so often for 13 hours just to keep warm.
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Before the day ended, the water guy offered Channing one last warm bottle before they headed back to the trailers and the 35-year-old agreed.
Bad move. When the father of one received his last bottle, the water was still boiling and hadn't been tempered –and it hurt like hell, completely burning all the skin on his d*ck!
Channing recalled the incident on The Howard Stern Show on Tuesday, saying:
"I started hyperventilating and screaming and jumping back into the river, because it was a hypothermic river and we had wet suits on, which was the worst part about it. Like when you burn your finger and it just keeps burning. It kept burning for like the next probably 20 to 30 minutes.
I was having a complete panic attack. I didn't have skin on my penis. It oddly didn't scar. It's a resilient place down there. It healed pretty quick."
The Magic Mike XXL actor went on to reveal he had his manhood wrapped in bandages for dayzz and had to unwrap it every time he needed to pee.
"I'm peeing and my shriveled burnt penis…I was like, 'Why god?! Why did you do this to me?'"
At least it's all better now! Listen to Channing tell the whole story (below)!
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