Vagina juice like orange juice? Do we need to get Kris Jenner a hearing aid?!
On Tuesday, 25-year-old Tyga dropped his latest album, Gold Album: The 18th Dynasty for your
nightmares listening pleasure. What makes this work more notable than his previous albums is the fact that he's now hardcore illegally dating good friends with 17-year-old Kylie Jenner.
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In honor of the album's release, we decided to take on the most controversial and disturbing lyrics that are PROBABLY about Kylie. While we can't confirm that these racy and explicit lyrics are in fact about the reality star, be sure to let us know your thoughts in the comments below.
So, without further ado, check out the lyrics of any parent's worst case scenario (below)!
1. Hard For You
"Ever since you was little had a silver spoon
And the world is your stage, turn on the lights for you
Lean on me if you need help, I'm a tutor to you
Everybody need love just pick up the phone and I'll come through
And make it hard for you"
Considering Jenner was born into a well-off family and grew up as the Kardashians skyrocketed to fame, it makes sense that the "silver spoon" line would be about the reality star. The "tutor" reference also suggests a young/old dynamic which applies to the age gap between Tyga and Kylie. That's why the "make it hard for you" line is especially icky!!
Hard For You (continued)
"Time to find some love for that, lay up and cuddle that
In the club gettin' on, rather chill in bubble bath
and I know I ain't saying much
But you gotta learn to give trust
Even when it's no trust, you gotta find some
Being young on your own it's like the world against ya
I can bet I could preach that
Appreciate what I do for that
It's more what I came from if you cater back
Lemme guide you, get inside you, style you
Is what I'm getting at"
The most telling line here is "being young on your own it's like the world against ya" because obviously, Kyles is young. Two, the hair extension enthusiast has often said that she felt like she raised herself due to Kris' momager status. With Kylie's level of fame, it would be understandable that she struggles with "trust". We're not sure the 25-year-old rapper getting "inside" of her is the cure for that but…
2. Pure Luxury
"All my life I wanted luxury
A roof over to sleep
Family, that's luxury
All I ever hung around was G's
Breaking bread with the homies, that's luxury
Something like virgin blood that's pure and she screaming out "It's yours"
All I ever wanted was luxury
Now all I got is luxury, come f*ck with me"
"Virgin blood"? Creepy…just…creepy.
"I'm f*ckin' faster, I'm gettin' stronger
I hit her, she backwards, lickin' her asshole
My dick is the password
T Nasty, ’bout to catch a felony for it
Vagina juice like orange juice in the mornin'
Super bad, her body a trigger, you're mine to eat, uh
Suck and swallow, suck and swallow, smile make me weaker
Get it? Just stuck that Kardashian p*ssy
Business-minded, but most of all she nasty for me
And she wetter, she wetter, wetter than Niagra Falls
Turned-up sex appeal, she don't wear no drawers
I like girls who like girls, got to track Boosie
Now I'm prayin', tell you my ten is wit' the fat coochie
You know I ate it, whack the cat, paddywhack the cat
Give her two thumbs up cause she keep me comin' back
And she please me, ride it like a cowgirl
And she leakin', God, put down the towel, girl
Yeah, spontaneous head, spontaneous head
And she rained down on me, yeah."
There's a lot to dissect here. First off, "Kardashian p*ssy" is the most telling line. While some will argue that Jenner isn't a Kardashian, she is a part of the Kardashian brand and there's no denying that. She's on a show called Keeping Up With the Kardashians — she's a Kardashian even though it's not by blood. The next stand out line is "T Nasty, I'm about to catch a felony for it"
5. Hollywood Ni**az
"I don't f*ck with no petty change, only f*ck with them big faces
I don't f*ck with no broke bitches."
Well, KJ is a "big face" and she's definitely not "broke". Case and point.
So, what do YOU think about these lyrics?!
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