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New Fantastic Four Movie's Thing Has No Penis! See The Crushing Picture Proof!

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Poor Jamie Bell — he has no bellend!

Based on the latest evidence, it seems that part of the transformation from pilot Ben Grimm to rocky hero The Thing in the new Fantastic Four movie included the loss of his manhood!

He has no penis!

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Though Miles Teller, Kate Mara, and Michael B. Jordan have seen a lot of screen time in the trailers, we've barely seen Jamie's Thing. And now we know why.

In a recent pic in Empire magazine, the first well-lit full frontal of the naked hero has been shown, and it reveals the, um, let's say sheer cliff face:

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The comics and previous movies never covered this territory, always putting the character in little shorts to hide his modesty.

But director Josh Trank has said he wanted to make the movie "a Cronenberg-ian science fiction tale of something horrible happening to your body."

We guess this is what he meant!

Ouch!

[Image via Empire Magazine.]

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