We're not sure WHY these people are famous, but we are definitely here for the drama!
Allow us to give you a play-by-play...
See the ego blows (below)!
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But leave it to Ashton's Two And A Half Men co-star Jon Cryer to gush about their July 4th weekend nuptials!
Days after the wedding, he HIGHlariously tweeted:
"And yes, I was there. But I did not make a scene. We were all very mature about it."
Though at Tuesday's Warner Bros. Studio Tour Hollywood Stage 48: Script to Screen launch event, he further explained:
"It was a lovely and intimate evening and there was no need for me to get emotional."
Um, pretty sure there was every reason! But we fully believe he was joking!
After all, who wouldn't cry watching two of their friends tie the knot?? Especially with their adorable toddler, Wyatt Isabelle, in attendance!
There's no shame!
[Image via WENN.]