Why so sad? Oh right. Because Obama's successor is already showing what an unaware buffoon he is.
Did you see that embarrassing interview on Fox & Friends?? Just let Colbert break it down for you (below)!
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Cash in those fifteen minutes, gurl!
Since no one in their right mind will hire her as a nanny, it's been reported that Ouzounian is now trying to use her new fame to establish a career in — what else?
"The word in LA is that Christine is looking for an agent and wants a TV deal, on something like The Bachelorette or Dancing With the Stars. She knows she most likely can't go back to nannying — who in LA would hire her now to take care of their kids? So she's going to use the spotlight to build a showbiz career."
The insider also dished that the former nanny would be legally unable to do a tell-all on Affleck due to a nondisclosure agreement she signed before starting to care for the family!
While we'd much more rather see Amy Schumer be the new Bachelorette, we think that Ouzounian is a bit more of a realistic choice. Clearly, she's looking for love in all the wrong places — so reality TV seems like the next logical step!
Would YOU root for the former nanny to find love on The Bachelorette?