And when nature calls… nature often can't be bothered with civilized, elitist things like, ya know, getting up and walking to the tiny airplane bathroom to take care of business.
So Jeff Rubin did what any self-respecting insanely drunk person would do: with about a half hour left in his flight, he woke, stood up, peed all over the passengers in front of him, fell backwards mid-stream, caught the passengers sitting next to him in his urinary attack, and promptly went back to sleep.
Passenger Suzanna Caldwell saw the whole thing unfold, and spoke to reporters about the… unique… flight:
"Everyone was actually pretty calm. At one point the officer was like, ‘Who got peed on?' It's not like anyone was screaming. I didn't even realize anything had happened until the flight attendants came up to me and told me police were going to come onboard."
According to reports out Sunday morning, Angelina Jolie's political ambitions with the United Nations may have caused a rift between her and Brad Pitt, at least based on a source "close to the couple."
TMZ is reporting that Jolie's dream had been to become a top official with the UN -- which makes sense, considering all the charity work and traveling to developing nations that she does -- but that didn't fly at home with Brad.