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If you have eyeballs and access to the internet, you've read an epic story from a Twitter used named @_ZolarMoon.
Basically, the story starts with a stripper (Zola) meeting a "white b***h" at Hooters.
NEED WE SAY MORE.
If you're not hooked by now, then we can't help you. For those who want to read or relive the epic tale of murder, a tragic man named Jarrett, and sexy times, CLICK HERE.
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But wait, the fun doesn't stop there! We've collected some of the best reactions to the Zola story (below)!
Petition to make the #Zola story a mandatory reading requirement in high school English classes
— hazel london (@kwesidillaaa) October 28, 2015
@_zolarmoon THIS STORY SNATCHED MY EDGES QUICKER THAN THEY SNATCHED JESS INTO THE ROOM
— 1-800-THOTLINE BLING (@TVNYX) October 28, 2015
If you can't handle me at my Jarret, you don't deserve me at my Zola
— Becca (@xoBeccca) October 28, 2015
New Motto: WWZD — What would Zola do?
— MTV (@MTV) October 28, 2015
"I read Zola's story before she deleted it" - the "I was at Woodstock" of our times.
— Dea Ex Halloweena (@DeaExLena) October 28, 2015
#Zola when jarrett jumped off the balcony pic.twitter.com/Dq6msnq1T6
— caleb (@crypacify) October 28, 2015
I started reading @_zolarmoon's story while I was on a conference call. I might be fired right now. I don't know. I was busy reading.
— V. Beans (@vinabean) October 28, 2015
"I leave & go down to the pool. I mean, I am in Florida!" #Zola pic.twitter.com/0PhtOffDdR
— Rami Levi (@RamiofTeaneck) October 28, 2015
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #zolaStory poor Jarrett pic.twitter.com/YbXfrSJ8dk
— PoorJarrett (@virtuous_xx) October 28, 2015
[Image via Twitter.]
Tags: funny, tacky and true, twitter, viral: news, wacky, zola
No, not Allied...
Brad Pitt is without a doubt the most famous infamous actor in the world right now... but he wants you to know that he's still a family man first.
So much so, in fact, that despite lending his voice to Tree of Life director Terrence Malick's upcoming documentary epic Voyage of Time, the 52-year-old will NOT be attending the film's premiere!
Related: Angelina Jolie Reportedly Wanted An Open Marriage
While fellow narrator Cate Blanchett is still expected to stop by Wednesday night's debut, Brad apparently doesn't want to tarnish the IMAX movie with his own personal problems.
Angelina Jolie's soon-to-be ex confirmed his planned absence in a statement to Access Hollywood on Tuesday, saying:
[Image via Adriana M. Barazza/WENN.]
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