It all started when Jeb's email address was leaked on Reddit, and thousands of people began emailing him all kinds of questions, stories, comments, and, well, explicit things!
The former Florida governor also received one of the most ridiculous hypothetical questions of the Internet era: if you could go back in time to kill Adolf Hitler as a baby, would you?
Speaking to the Huffington Post, Jeb answered very succinctly:
"Hell yeah, I would! You gotta step up, man."
The former Florida governor explained his rationale, but also was quick to point out there may be some undesired after effects of the hypothetical death:
"The problem with going back in history and doing that is, as we know from the, uh, series, what was the name of the Michael Fox movies? Back to the Future? It could have a dangerous effect on everything else, so… but I'd do it. I mean, Hitler. I mean."
We mean, yeah! LOLz!!!
Not surprisingly, Twitter absolutely blew up with responses to Bush's own tweet about it:
Taking to Facebook to recap his experience at the "post Trump inaugural fun and games," the journalist remembered watching Donald's mouthpiece punch a dude (actually!!!)... and this was all after a shouting match between actor Scott Baio and "a bunch of anarchist thugs" (Gasparino's words, not ours).