Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi and Jenni 'JWoww' Farley sat down with Parents.com for an exclusive interview about parenting and being new moms, and parts of it are truly HIGHlarious!
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There's a lot to love in the Parents.com interview, but here are some especially juicy highlights, including Snooki admitting her kids pee on her. Like, all the time (below):
"My kids pee on me. I co-sleep with my kids and Lorenzo is still in diapers at night, and they both pee and I'm too lazy to the point where I just lay in it. But in the morning I clean it up—and I smell like piss. If my kid's thirsty, I'm going to give them a drink. So they drink all night and then they pee on me."
Hey, parenting is NOT a pretty and perfect endeavor, and you're bound to get dirty, but just laying in pee?! Uh-oh!
Snooki also revealed how JWoww couldn't decide on the right name for her soon-to-be new baby boy:
"Jenni is having a problem right now because she's having a boy and she can't figure out a boy's name. If she knows somebody with that name or hooked up with somebody with that name, she hates it. So good luck with that! Just put Roger and Jenni together."
LOLz! Fortunately, JWoww was right there to respond:
"Roger and Jenni together? Regini? It's difficult. Everyone says, and I don't believe it, that when you look at your baby you'll know—I call bullsh*t on that. That's why you have a full nine months to get your life together. Fix your life, and figure out the name!"
Both of the former Jersey Shore stars could agree on one thing: judgy parents are no bueno!
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Snooki took on judgy moms with a direct hit:
"Judgy moms? Get over yourself! People are so sensitive nowadays, get over it. Like, sh*t. As long as you love them—if you do different things than I do, good for you. As long as your kid is safe, loved, and healthy you're doing a good job."
And JWoww came over the top with pretty much exactly what we're feeling:
"I hate judgy moms. Even family members. When you become a mom, it's like all of a sudden you become psychotic. People are judging from if you are a breastfeeder to if you don't breastfeed, what diapers you use and if you are pro-organic or not. I'm pro-don't kill your kid! That's it! Just make it survive and you're good!"
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These reality stars are doling out life advice right now! We are loving it!!
For more on the parenting travails of Snooki and JWoww, head over to Parents.com for the entire interview, plus a fun 'Hot or Not' video!
[Image via Parents.com.]
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