Ooooh, this is gonna make Donald Trump so angry... which means it's a good thing!!
And boy, are they ever!!
We now understand why this family is so huge…
Kris Jenner may have spent six decades on this planet, but none of those years ever involved prophylactic protection, apparently.
And by "a thing or two," we mean that Kris doesn't even know how to put one on!
Thankfully, Khloé isn't about to pass up a teachable moment, so she shows her mom how to use them on a cucumber… but not before throwing it at her and getting her covered in lubrication! LOLz!
We're glad she's practicing safe sex with Corey Gamble, but how can someone seriously go so long without ever even seeing a condom?!
Ch-ch-check out a classic KUWTK scene that feels straight out of Season One (below)!!!
[Image via E!.]