We're not sure WHY these people are famous, but we are definitely here for the drama!
Allow us to give you a play-by-play...
See the ego blows (below)!
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From Ernest Hemingway to Sylvia Plath, some of the most renowned writers of our time have struggled with putting pen to paper.
"I love to post photos on Instagram, but sometimes the caption struggle is so real, LOL! For the most part, I keep it simple— if I'm going to an event, I like to credit my glam and the designer of my outfit. I am not big on using hashtags. Only when necessary. But sometimes, I'm just not inspired so I look to my friends to help me pick the perfect caption!"
Who exactly does she rely on?!
She consults BFF Jonathan Cheban for any posts about food, sister Khloé Kardashian if she needs anything "ratchet", and makeup aritst Mario Dedivanovic for choosing the right snap!
However, if all else fails, the 35-year-old has a basic rule.
"And when in doubt, I just use an emoji!!!"
Kim's Instagram is her version of Moby Dick!
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