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Amy Schumer Reveals Her Desire To Do 'Anal' With Bradley Cooper

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Oh, Amy Schumer. What would we do without you?

Following a sexy photoshoot with Annie Leibovitz, the comedienne dished on her HOT fantasies with celebs like Bradley Cooper and Tom Brady. Oh, and President Barack Obama also got a mention in GQ too!

Related: Bradley Responds To Amy's Advances!

Well, where do we start?! Let's begin with Tom and her desire to listen to "dogsh*t music" with the athlete.

Following a night of rockin' out to "dogsh*t" music together, the blonde joked Brady would reveal his attraction to her, gushing:

"I want someone with a real body, a real ass, who has lots of bad angles depending on the lighting."

Ha! Sounds totally conceivable to us! The funny woman added:

"I sit silently for a few seconds. Then I get out of the car and apologize for what I have just done to the seat and I run down the highway screaming, 'I knew it!'"

Eh, we think Gisele Bündchen won't mind, Amy!

But wait, how did we Schumer go to imagining a rendezvous with the football star to dreaming about the… president? The actress divulged:

"I am eating alone when the waiter says, 'Barack sent you this.' And it's a glass of Lagavulin 16 year. My favorite scotch. I acknowledge with a nod and finish my meal. Like I'm the coolest bitch ever. We walk out without talking, and go to Preservation Hall and watch a bunch of different amazing jazz musicians. We smoke cigars and drink scotch and never say a word to each other."

How specific! It sounds like a scene out of a movie!

P.S. We totally think Obama would be down. The prez definitely seems like a scotch man.

As for Amy's biggest celeb crush, Sir Bradley, the gorgeous gal simply said:

"Anal."

Love it. Your move, Cooper!

[Image via Instagram.]

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