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We have a feeling this season is gonna be a standout!
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is just one day away from returning for Season Six, so in honor of the premiere, Andy Cohen & Co. finally released this year's main title sequence and accompanying taglines!
The opening is one of the most iconic aspects of the Real Housewives franchise, so it's always nice to see how much effort the Bravolebrities put into making their quips as perfect as can be.
Right out of the gates, Lisa Rinna kicked things off perfectly with a jab at her plastic surgery past:
"My lips were made for talking, and that's just what they'll do."
But she wasn't the only Lisa who showed up with a great catchphrase.
Lisa Vanderpump apparently took a break from leading a pack of wolves and has since moved back to just being a dog-lover:
"I'm passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches!"
Not to be outdone, Eileen Davidson kept with her Soap Opera theme from last season:
"I may be an actress, but that doesn't mean I'll stick to your script."
But they can't all be gems…
"In Beverly Hills you can be anything, but it's most important to be yourself."
While not as clever as her RHOBH rivals, Yolanda Foster clearly made a power move by addressing her suspicious sickness:
"Fake friends believe in rumors, real friends believe in you."
And last and perhaps least, newbie Erika Jayne tried her best to come up with something funny… but the delivery just didn't land:
"I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle… and cash!"
Interestingly enough, fellow newcomer Kathryn Edwards was left out of the intro entirely — meaning she'll probably make her debut a few episodes in.
Which housewife had your fave one-liner??
Make sure to catch Season Six of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills when it premieres Tuesday, December 1, at 9 p.m. EST on Bravo!
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