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Amy Schumer Would Totally Bang Christian Bale — Even If He Was Emaciated!

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Yeah, we get that.

Wouldn't we all?

Christian Bale is SO bangable! And luckily we have Amy Schumer to let us know that the brunette babe is just as sexy as a buff Batman or a super skinny factory worker!

Naturally, the blonde beauty was featured in W magazine's Best Performances issue — because TBH all of her performances are some of the best we've ever seen — where she opened up about her deep-seated sexual desire for the English actor.

Related: Amy's Best Naked Moments

She explained:

"I have a crush on Christian Bale. Newsies was a really big deal to me…I definitely wanted to have sex with him when he was emaciated in The Machinist. I'll take Christian any way I can get him."

We would too, Amy. We would too.

The funny lady's one-liners weren't the only ones honored in the issue! The 34-year-old was joined by fellow comedians Kristen Wiig and Seth Rogen!

Congrats on the honor, Amy! And if Christian was single we have no doubt that you'd be able to catch his d*ck whenever you want!

[Image via Peter Lindbergh/W Magazine, FayesVision/WENN.]

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