We doubt Michelle Pugh is smiling now!
"Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights a blow out and a blowjob call …"
And then she actually included a phone number!
Ch-ch-check out the post (below)!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]
We always knew Amy Schumer was flawless, but she's also super humble, too!
The gorgeous gal posted this precious pic (above) of herself packing on some PDA with her new boyfriend, Ben Hanisch.
But instead of going on a long, mushy spiel about her new beau, the funny lady took the time to express her gratitude for her glam squad, her sister-slash-date, pasta, and chardonnay.
No, we aren't kidding. She actually thanked carbs and alcohol which — we must admit — don't always get the recognition they deserve.
"Thanks @prabalgurung for my dress and @andrea_tiller for my face and @kimmykuppkakes for my hairdo and @deborahlippmann For my nails and @leesaevansstyle for my styling and @carriebyalick for getting me in that door and Chardonnay for tasting so good and @kimcaramele for being my date and @benhanisch for being my after date and Melvin and Kokomo for driving us and pasta."
Awwww! So sweet!
[Image via Amy Schumer/Ben Hanisch/Instagram.]