Leave Selena alone, Bieber!
According to TMZ, sources close to the singer claim
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Instead of simply just eating the meat, the Parks and Recreation alum pitch a brand new idea for a diet that he's titled, The Game Plan. Hmm, go on.
"Here I am vacuum packing some deer meat in the kitchen. I grew up in the woods. Not literally. I mean, we had a house. I wasn't raised by coyotes. But I spent a lot of time in the woods. Hunting, fishing and being outdoors with my friends and family is how I spent my free time as a young'n. That part of me will never change. I mean. I'm assuming. I don't know. Maybe it will. It hasn't yet."
Leave it to the 36-year-old to make vacuum packing deer look sexy. Anywho, we digress.
Anna Faris' man continued:
"Maybe one day I'll wake up and be like, 'I'm only gonna eat veggies for the rest of my life.' If I do that's cool. It's a free country. Anyways. I just filled the freezer with a bunch of tasty meat from an awesome deer hunt in the great state of Texas. Oh! I should tell you: I'm going to start a diet I called 'The Game Plan' where basically I only eat wild game for a year. 'The Game Plan,' get it? Cause GAME?"
No we're definitely following you, Chris! Though, we don't know how loyal the Jurassic World celeb will be to his newfound diet as he's already planning cheat days. He added:
"I mean I'll also eat veggies and fruit and other stuff too. But for one year I want to eat only the meats that were caught or killed by me or my friends. Total free range organic wild game! The game plan. Join me. I mean I'm gonna still eat eggs and probably chicken and probably steak I mean I gotta have steak and oysters and definitely bacon. But other than that. And the occasional burger for a cheat meal. But other than that only wild game. The game plan. I should mention I will also have sushi because I have to have sushi because it's so good. And pepperoni. But that's not a meat technically, right? But other than that all wild game. And pepperchinis! (That's not how you spell that) Exclusively wild game."
M'kay, we'll believe it when we see. The A-lister concluded:
"It will be tough. But it's worth the sacrifice. I will be eating turkey for thanksgiving. Probably fried. That's the best. And also ham. For Easter we make lamb. That's great. I'll have to have lamb that day. So… 'The Game Plan' Who's with me!?"
What do YOU think?! Are you game for Chris' lifestyle choice??
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