No, not Allied...
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We need this, like, yesterday!
Damn. She even tagged Andy Cohen! LOLz!!!
Dani was unceremoniously booted from RHONJ after the docu-series' second season, and now she's ready to tell her side of the story.
But if you're worried that she's going to have to water her autobiography down to appease the Bravo lawyers, the 53-year-old actually sent out a second lengthy post on Instagram assuring fans this is going to be the real deal, saying:
"The haters will hate and the doubter will doubt. Like a line from the God Father - "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" Lord knows I have my share. In a broad tweet that reached thousands the amount of positive feed back I had was incredible. Don't concern yourself with who is publishing this book. After all I am to date the only one to be paid by Simon & Schuster PH to write my memoir I can assure you this….When I am done, you will understand this book is not about revenge in any shape size or form. There three sides to every story. Mine, yours and Bravo's. The build up of what led up to many of MY infamous scenes and most quotable Moments will be defined in detail as if you are in the room with me ….I have no NDA!!! because aside from an "ORIGINAL CAST" partaking in one of the biggest franchises in TV history, I owe BRAVO NOTHING …It's a two way street. The one thing I can assure you is this, when I am done every rock will be tossed and tables will be thrown, You all know how good I am at dodging them… (Come on a little humor) Laugh with me cry with me but don't expect me to hold back because this is my story in detail I'll take you there sit you next to me where it'll be seen vividly through my eyes. Thank you to my true supporters and for all of your positive feed back… Now I ask YOU one IMPORTANT question….What is it you really want to know the TRUTH about? #Rhonj #original"
We hope this one's even juicier than her first book, The Naked Truth!
Would U be at all into a tell-all from Danielle Staub??
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