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This Fossilized Spider Has Had A Huge Boner For 99 Million Years — See The Peen Pic For Yourself!

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We're pretty sure you're supposed to see a doctor after four hours…

A 99-million-year-old arachnid called Halitherses grimaldii — a type of daddy longlegs — was discovered in amber in a tree in Burma with an erection that might just set the record for longest hard-on of all time.

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Interestingly enough, when this type of daddy longlegs matures into manhood, it grows its EXTRA long leg that is nearly half of its body length when erect! They should call it the Shaun Ross spider. LOLz!

If you need proof, you can check out pictures for yourself (below):

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Seeing as how most spiders use their legs to transfer sperm to females, H. grimaldii are pretty unique as they ACTUALLY have penises that they use to insert into genital openings near the females' mouths.

What's really exciting about this find, other than the spider's excitement we mean, is the fossilized arachnid is the best example of the erect spider penis caught in amber EVER and is also the most preserved ever found!

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Jason Dunlop, of the Berlin Museum for Natural History is fascinated by the find, saying:

"Different families, and even species, [of harvestmen] can have a characteristic penis shape. In fact, [penises] are often even more important than the shape of the body and legs."

That's right, apparently penises are more important than the shape of the body. LOLz!

As for how the little guy got stuck in this position for so long, Dunlop said:

"It might be the case that the animal was struggling as it was trapped in the tree resin and that this caused the blood pressure to shoot up and the penis to become squeezed out accidentally."

That's one BIG accident!

What do you think of the MASSIVE discovery?

[Image via Jason Dunlop/Paul Selden/Gonzalo Giribet.]

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