In what Australian authorities are calling one of their biggest drug busts ever (get it? Busts? Drug… busts?!), police have discovered more than $900 MILLION dollars worth of liquid meth hidden inside push-up bras and art supplies shipped Down Under from China!
Taking to Facebook to recap his experience at the "post Trump inaugural fun and games," the journalist remembered watching Donald's mouthpiece punch a dude (actually!!!)... and this was all after a shouting match between actor Scott Baio and "a bunch of anarchist thugs" (Gasparino's words, not ours).